Some More Thoughts

Well once again I can only apologise for not updating this. I suppose how often I update it is proportional to how much of a life I have, and thankfully recently I have been having more of a life. From this I guess you could draw the conclusion that when I am writing this blog I am unhappy and am not having much of a life, but that isn't true.

I am watching Jaws 2 right now. Some teenagers are frolicking in some small sail-boats which look decidedly un-sharkproof. This film has received a rating on IMDB of 5.6, which suggests that it is pretty awful. It got me thinking, before a film is released, the people who made it must have a pretty good idea of whether the film they have made is any good or not. But then people make taglines for the films which make it sound absolutely incredible!!! Why don't, when people realise that they have made a pretty average film generate taglines such as "It's better than you might think" or "You might like it, and if not, it's an alright film to go and see with your girlfriend" It's not even like taglines drag you in to a film. I can't think of a single tagline that has made me go and see a film. It just makes films that have been released and been given bad reviews look even worse because they are trying to make them look good. And this is my opinion on movie taglines

Another thought I have been having recently is how loud your eating is when you are actually eating. It's usually pretty easy to gauge with soft food, but then we get to tricky things like crisps. Of course, all crisps are not the same crunchiness. How the hell do you know how loud you are eating for certain?! And then there are those things which make your teeth squeak. You know the sort of thing I am talking about, Skittles are a prime example of these. When your teeth squeak it seems to be really really loud. But is it really THAT loud?! How loud is it?!