Back to Unattractiveness

Well, today I went back to being a 3. Its not that fun being a 6 anyway. No reason to dress up. I suppose we'll all look the same in 100 years! What a happy theory that is!

Today I made a number of observations about life, most of which I have forgotten and in all honesty were probably not really that funny at all.

It is pretty hard for a blog to be funny really. My last one tried to be funny, but looking back on it, the whole thing wasn't really that funny at all. I laugh at it now only because I am a complete prick!

I observe things all the time though, they aren't funny and in all likelihood people don't really agree with me. For example today I observed that when a less attractive person comes into a lecture lateI am angry but when a really attractive one does I don't care. What a stupid idea! That makes no sense at all, but nonetheless I feel this way. I noticed it in my Politics of the Welfare State lecture where there are more dyke haircuts than anywhere else I have ever seen. Why is it that girls, who I would say are mostly to the left of the spectrum have dyke haircuts? Is it because they are interested in social policy? Are they so socialist that they feel they have to love everybody, so that means loving both sexes? AM I GOING TO BECOME LIKE THIS?! I didn't take the first semester course so it could be that it takes a semester before it sinks in.

These were my thoughts while our lecturer lectured us on whatever we were supposed to be learning about. I came to the conclusion that they won't get to me though. Not a chance!

The Nando's which has been under construction below our flat has finally opened for business. Yep, the bastards who hammered and drilled their way into our nightmares are now making money from their endeavours. It must have seemed so easy for the bastards who walked past it every day as it was being constructed, planning to one day go in, to just walk in. Not only have our flat had to put up with the bastarding thing being built but I can't afford to go!

Things I have noticed today are:
I like being the first one who crosses the road when the traffic lights are red but pedestrians are unsure if that car which is coming is going to stop or mow them down. I feel like some commissar on the eastern front, exhorting my brethren beside me to surge forward and capture the other side of the road.

If you have terrible eyesight with your glasses off like me, take your glasses off and walk to a lecture, then walk back with your glasses on, and it is by far the greatest feeling ever. I think it is a little what Robocop felt like after he had his shit messed up and then they rebuild him and everything is great.

I have consumed 6 kilos of pasta in less than 60 days. I'd like to point out that this is a monumentous achievement. My dad said that would do me till the end of the semester, in a joking way suggesting it would last much longer. 60 days ladies and gentlemen!

I think thats all I have to say, I have discovered with the aid of friends that you cannot comment on this if you do not have a Google account, so I am going to assume by your silence that you are dumbfounded by the fantastic blog which you are reading daily.

Hope everybody is well!

James