First Blog

Here is my first blog entry. I used to do this when I was younger at school and I shall now do it again using this.

Not really sure what I will write about here. Life goes along with a regularity involving trying to avoid doing any work, eventually doing some and it coming out with a half-decent grade.

I'd like to know anybody's opinions on Dawn of the Dead, the 2004 version. I thought it was rather good, though that zombie baby birth scene was pretty horrendous.

Since I'm not sure what to write here I thought I would go back to my old blog and dig up something which I wrote when I was 15. I will now transcribe it exactly with spelling mistakes and all. It has to be said that I really am not the person I was 4 years ago!

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OK so I am a little out of luck with Girls right now, cant seem to find the right one
But then today I was playing RA2 and I suddenly realised that our entire relationships with women can be ased on a single 1v1 skirmish

So right you deploy your MCV this basically means you have started looking for a girl

Then you wanna send conscripts or whatever bog standard guy you have to each corner of the map to search out for the enemy, this is when your looking for THAT girl, the special one

Then you have found them! The first meeting however with a girl is often difficult and your conscript dies. but you KNOW they exist, and that you have found them, and that makes you glad. Know Your enemy/girl

So now you build your Power Plant, symbolising the fact that you are mabye being a bit more image conscious, doing a bit more excercise, wearing better clothes and all that Jazz, after all you gotta have enough power to impress her with brute force

THEN if your me you build your barracks
Now from the barracks your gonna get a few units but the most important we are gonna use are the GI and the spy. Your GI or conscript or whatever represents a conversation with that Girl, You send one to to attack on their own and they are pretty much useless in the same way that If you find that perfect girl one chat usually isnt enough for them to start liking you. So you send LOTS of GIs/conscripts, and eventually your gonna have an affect on your enemy/girl, if your gonna break her down with the inf then you will need a lot of them.


Thats where the spy comes in. Now the spy could be anyone, a mate from school, a friend of the girl you like, someone who KNOWS her. You use them to gather information about the prospective target. You need to fin out what sort of defences she has. Is she surrounded by Tesla coils and Pillboxes or is she a soft target? Is there perhaps some spies in your own base ga5thering information about you?

But at the end of the day you r the one thats gotta do the work, sending in the troops and that Killer unit to wipe out their defences be they Soviet USA or sexy female

Thats when your gonna be using your Ore refinery. The Ore could be a symbol of information about the Enemy/Girl. Obviously you want AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. because this can be used to build more conscripts/GI's who will attack/make conversation more often.

So you know where they are, you have talked with her a little, you know how she works, now its time for those spies to do what they were made for. Disruption!

Your War factory enables the building of Large heavy vehicles. These are our symbols of those killer phrases/ talents/ chat up lines taht you may have. The more ore/info you have gathered about the Girl the easier the things gonna be.

So its all down to this attack. You have your spies in place and as they enter buildings/power plants/ refinery's and stealing money they are dropping hints that something BIG is gonna happen right. They KNOW the thing they've been waiting for is coming.

And here it is, a frontal assualt with troops/tanks and other deadly vehicles, breaking down the enemy's/girl's defenses with electric bolts, shells bullets, chat up lines, compliments and a smile. These units are bound to be destroyed they are only there to start the attack/get her interested and will be forgotten. The final onslaught will come from usually one special unit, that one that cost teh big bucks.
The final move

You head for the MCV with this one. No-ne can survive without their MCV and you have got them where you want them once this baby's down. This is that final poem/ speech of a desperate lover/ boquet of roses that finishes her off. That makes her your forever.

THAT ladies and gentlemen is how to do it, and thats how my theory has evolved
S!
Watson

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Well, that was my theory 4 years ago. I dont know how long I followed that theory for but I really hope that I abandoned it quickly. It doesn't work!

Hope everybody is well.

James